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He-having a rare self-conscious moment

Yesterday, after a dip and play session in the pool he had several questions to ask. 

He wanted to know....

-If I was impressed at how agile he appeared?

-Or if he made a big splash when in jumped in the water onto the floaty board.

-And, lastly, if he looked fat out there in his swimming trunks.

Which is sad.  Because anyone who could ignore his 1,000-watt smile to focus on a little belly fat....well, we might as well feel bad for that type of person because they, not him, have a worse problem. 

I told him he was so agile, made just the right amount of splash and looked very handsome in his swimming trunks because that is the truth.